"FULL" figure? WTF?

Woke up late as hell, really had a good sleep. Woke up at about 1500hrs. A sudden crave to get something for myself - rush for shower and headed straight out. I bought me self a pair of slacks, for work. So the money didn't go to waste. IT WAS A NECESSITY. Drag Clara along - poor thing been back for a few days from Melbourne but only now when and see her.

So anyways, back to the issue here. As I was trying a pants and the retail lady looked at me said (i think she saw me giving that face like shit it's so tight below my waist..) "..I think it's because you have a full figure..." (like a women, FULL FIGURE? WTF?) And after me giving that wtf look, she can still continue (I don't get her.. she not scared I punch her ke?) saying "..your bottom is..." and as she was about to continue i said, "..it's better you dont continue what you going to say because its a sensitive issue.." and she B L O O D Y D I D N T S T O P! ! ! ! She went on about how this pants would so go with me, and well Clara agreed. So I bought it!

Ok, I know I'm running away from the issue but I'm actually not. What I'm trying to say here is,. AM I PUTTING ON THAT MUCH WEIGHT TILL A BLOODY RETAIL LADY COULD TELL ME THAT I'M FULL FUCKING FIGURE!? AND THAT MY BOTTOM IS BIG!? :-s

Maybe I'm just to paranoid about what other people think of me which is obviously true, but what if I like how I look now, and I don't want to be thin and drugged up no more and in fact I think I want to put a lil more weight, just prolly another kg or two? NO?